The Kingdom of Womble 8382 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.987 billion Womble 8382ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Womble 8382ian economy, worth 381 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 47,797 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,057 per year while the poor average 2,996, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8382's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 8382 is ranked 235,830^th in the world and 9,619^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.